pain

We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.

It's one thing to tell your boss you strained your back while lifting something heavy, but it's another to fully explain that you were trying to throw a bowling ball through a second story window "for the glory." Here are people whose injuries were so dumb they just couldn't tell people the truth. Here are more people sharing the dumbest injuries they've ever had.

It doesn't just have to be music related. Metal is a state of mind. When you see something particularly brutal, like a dude gluing his fingers back on, or a whale exploding all over a bunch of bystanders, you know deep down that what you've just witnessed is none other than utterly metal. Check this out more some metal memes that are brutal enough for satan.

It's almost always a bad idea to lie to a doctor. Like, if you're in the hospital for a legit reason, it's always a better option to actually tell them what happened to you. And if you're in a doctors office for a totally illegitimate reason. idk what to say, man. Anyway with that out of the way, here's some juicy times people lied to doctors and faked illness for various reasons. If you want even more of a sad thrill, here are doctors telling stories of their most dangerously stupid patients.

So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.

r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.

This is by no means a guide for how to make extra scratch on the weekends. Like, most of these acts are pretty unadvisable. Gotta eat, pay rent and keep the lights on though, so what can ya do. Here are more of these.

Life is a constant struggle against the cold pit of failure. It's hard enough not to screw up on a normal day, but when people are out here actively trying to trick you, then there's almost nothing keeping you from looking stupid. So here's to not being anyone caught up in all this nonsense. And if you wanna see more people's days go bad, here's some more of that.

Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

You can still get out now if you want to. A lot of these are pretty off-putting. Shattered bones, exposed intestines and general misery. Just saying. If you wanna read something lighter we've got this pretty funny thread about an incompetent intern.

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

In today's age of fluid sexuality and gender, some men feel the need to "defend" their masculinity from the impending destruction of all things manly in the face of nicely presented shrimps or a pink hair tie. For some reason, being genetically male isn't enough and these men need to prove that they are MEN. I'm not sure where their ideas of what a man is came from, because last time I checked, you won't instantly turn into a woman if eat yoghurt. Anyway, people like this exist and here are some of the most ridiculous stories we found on Reddit. Don't learn from these stories, OK? Your masculinity is not in danger. 

Everybody is unique, but some people are more unique than others.

They're funny too, but that's not really how it feels by the end.