oreo

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been polishing off a sleeve of Oreos and just wishing that I was eating it in taco form. After all, what doesn’t taste better as a taco.  

My wish is their command, apparently.

The team over at Hellthy Junk Food spend the weekend putting together the ultimate Oreo taco, and it looks incredible.  

Rather than a small ass, little baby cookie taco, they’re heating up some brownie pancakes, folding them, and stuffing them with ice cream, oreo crumbs, and whipped cream. They look like heart palpitations worth having.

via Reddit

See it all starts off innocently enough with regular doughnut holes, and then things get crazy. Those are mini Oreos stuffed inside them - because they're "low-calorie", see? And then the kicker: a glaze made from the melted primordial ooze of oreo stuffing that's been delicately scraped off of existing cookies.

I'm so sorry, body. This needs to happen.

I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the key to the recipe is to wrap the Oreos in the bacon... then fry them together. I know. It's nuts. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner dying while thinking about thse.

Psssh. Using your hands to separate an Oreo? So 20th century! Physicist David Neevel feels that way, and decided to do something about it. Here is the brainchild of his love for mechanics and those little creme-filled wonder discs... all laid out on one tabletop! Sometimes in the world of kludging, the journey matters more than the end result.

Get it right! Aztec, Mayan, Toltec, Zapotec, Olmec!