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Triggered Oregonians Rage Hard On Facebook Post About Them Having To Pump Their Own Gas

Let us NEVER forget this unbelievably entitled, outright impressively lazy throwback. This just goes to show that people will idealistically defend the living hell out of ANYTHING. 

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Mike Rowe needs you to hear him loud, and hear him clear, when he tells you he's not robbing banks.

The former 'Dirty Jobs' Host and 'Deadliest Catch' narrator's under a great deal of scrutiny after an image of what appears as Mike Rowe from a frickin parallel universe, holding up a bank, surfaced. The resemblance is uncanny, in every sense of the word.

The rumors went viral after various folks across Facebook joked that this was a maddened, wild ploy by Rowe to kickstart a new season of 'Dirty Jobs.'

Rowe was quick to the punch and fought to quell the fast uprising of these rumors by releasing an alibi on his Facebook page: "For what it's worth, I was in Kansas Monday, and can prove it, if need be."

Rowe went on to bury himself in a bit of a hole by offering up something of an outlandish theory, "what if the thief was not an idiot, but a clever person of below average height wearing a Mike Rowe Mask?"

Alright. Will the real Mike Rowe please stand up?

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The first bit of the Megavalanche is really more about dodging all the fallen racers squirming in the slush to get back on their bikes. Jamie Nicoll shows that’s no easy task, as he goes down twice in the first two minutes of the mass-start downhill. Nicoll still managed a 7th place finish.
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The Pedal Pub is nothing new, but this particular one in Bend, Oregon does an excellent job of keeping the microbreweries in business. Keep up the good work!

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This just goes to show: when idiots post their idiotic escapades online, there's a good chance there's someone less dumb out there who will take notice. Nice work, friends.