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Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance to be joined in holy matrimony with Sub-Zero, but come on.

You're going to be waiting a loooong time.

That's what you get when you stay inside your pineapple under the sea all day.

Maybe if I exercise and start eating right, that duck will finally start to notice me. Until then, I'm stuck dating those other losers.

Maybe you should make more friends so they can tell you the same thing.

Not so floppy now, are we?

WHEN will people get OFF the INTERNET and go meet REAL people?

The internet has done far, far more harm than good to the dating pool. Not that I'd even want to know this girl even if the interwebs didn't exist.