If you get dates with at pick-up line, you use a drop-off line when you break up! On the r/AskReddit sub, people were in stitches with these outrageous hypothetical breakup lines. Some people claim to have actually broken up with people in this goofy manner in middle school! Don't actually use these unless you want to have some major regrets. With lines like “Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke," at least they're plenty relatable. Decide for yourself which breakup line you love…

That premise is getting done to death.