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15 Times Sassy Horndogs and Wonderful Weirdos Lit up Tinder

The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

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17 People Share Their Most Savage Comebacks

Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.

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18 Sick Facebook Burns, Bro

Bust out the aloe vera, ladies and gents! Here are 18 of the best zingers, one-liners, and comebacks we've seen. Sometimes the truth hurts...

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My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.