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This morning show host wanted ham but what she got was a comeback. Maybe it's not a super great idea to criticize an Italian chef's food on television.

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22 Amusing Tinder Moments for the Young, Dumb, and Full of Clumsiness

Tinder is a big place full of all different walks of life. Some people are down to flirt and joke around, others are much more serious. Either way it's a recipe for awkward, charming, and stupid moments. And we love them. If you need more Tinder funnies in your life, we've got you covered. 

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17 Funny, Sad and Dumb Tinder Moments to Make You Feel Less Lonely

Tinder has proven itself to be a pretty strange place. Honestly, there's no way of knowing what you're going to get. Here's what people have hauled up from a sea that promised "a whole bunch of other fish." For more awkward dating moments, here are some more from the world of Tinder.

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15 Times Sassy Horndogs and Wonderful Weirdos Lit up Tinder

The Tinderverse can be brutal and filthy, but the constant flirtation isn't without a sense of humor. Here are some of the more ridiculous interactions people have had while trying to find their soulmate for the day. And if these don't satisfy your thunderous lust for Tinder wackiness, there's more where that came from.

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Hilariously Dark Thread About Father’s Ashes Is Ultimate Dad Joke

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

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17 People Share Their Most Savage Comebacks

Comebacks are an art. We all know that moment that comes when your victim has just set you up for a super sweet comeback, and all you have to do is knock them down a peg with hilarious precision. Here are seventeen people's shining moments of wit.

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18 Sick Facebook Burns, Bro

Bust out the aloe vera, ladies and gents! Here are 18 of the best zingers, one-liners, and comebacks we've seen. Sometimes the truth hurts...

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My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.