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At this rate, the only AC/DC Angus is going to need will be to power his pacemaker.

In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

It's been, what, 20 years since their first album?

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

Are you sure you meant to say "complicated?" Are you sure you didn't mean to say "Oh god. So drunk right now. Why did I have so many martinis whyyyyyyy?"

Sometimes we'd complain about President Bush or talk about how not-dead Michael Jackson was. Or, you know, just talk.

But then the Great Evil crept into the kingdom, its advance troops "The Real World" and "Road Rules" readying the way for a full-scale invasion by the gruesome forces of "My Super Sweet Sixteen," "Newlyweds," "Laguna Beach," "The Ashlee Simpson Show," and "Jersey Shore."