“If we can’t be naked outside, I don’t want it.”

Everyone who has ever had a papaw knows and loves the heartfelt “how 'bout that” reaction.

It's something we've known since the cultural tipping point that was the naming of “Boaty McBoatface.” While democracy can have its issues when it comes to efficiency in governance, it is absolutely the best method humanity has ever devised for naming infrastructure-maintaining heavy equipment. The results came in and these are the names of the snowplows used by the Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission.