Did you know that today's boats are some of the largest ever to exist? As rich folks compete to have the biggest boat, one of the biggest around right now costs $600 million! The owner may have a stupidly big yacht - but is it named “Marlin Monroe”? No, I didn't think so. Below are 30 memes of some boat owners who have creatively named their humble ships…plus some boaters who had a sinking feeling that their watercraft wasn't going to float much longer.

Sometimes it's a solo trip with only the captain catching a 600+ pound tuna…

If you weren't afraid of the ocean yet, this recent TikTok recent will sure get you questioning the water the next time you're at the beach.

Megalodons would do a number on the ocean's ecosystem.

What a beautiful moment.

Those oceans can be unforgivable.

He's a real-life Disney Princess.

Way too close for comfort.

Oh, what up my guy.

Dude should write a book or something.

Homie got all the pets he could've wanted.

I mean, really, come on.

Oh, what up homie.

She be vast and chock full of fish and uncertainty.

Fortunately they were able to get away just in time.

Had no idea how badly we needed this.