The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.

There's gems in them internets!

Bring on the insight.

Oh, cry me a river.

Sometimes they're not even the villian.

Here's an interesting distraction...

The thoughts never stop.

Sure, we'll go along with it.