There's something out there.

We live in a great big world with all of these features. And it doesn't take a whole lot of cognitive estrangement to realize that this world we live in has some very particular and off-the-wall junk that we totally take for granted. Like how your tongue is just in your mouth, like all the time. Or that a bath is like you making you-flavored soup. To really freak out the squares, here are completely legal but super weird things one can do.

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

Commence the tumbling!

Wait, how do you harpoon gems?

May the dumb thoughts flow freely.

Yes, bring on the observations.

May the guffaws flow.

Words, beautiful words.

Just about sums it up.

Boredom must be stamped out.

Is that not how it's pronounced?

Get away, boredom!

Oh.

Become a better person through mindless thoughts and observations.

It's like every movie has an eyeroll moment.