If you've ever had the vague feeling that someone was upset with you, then why not indulge that feeling with the sight of inanimate objects that seem to be angry, frustrated and scared! There's just something about us that wants to see faces in things. Whether that's a fun creative exercise or a millennia of fear forcing us to look for predators, it sure seems like some inanimate objects have a whole lot of personality.
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There's something that thrills the human brain when you can point out something like "Hey, that stain looks like Texas!" It's hard to explain why inanimate objects that look like other stuff are just fun to look at. Maybe it has to do with some instinctual desire to see patterns or faces in things. It's not obvious why it's so delightful to see a potato with a face, but it's impossible to deny that some objects have a lot of personality.
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I mean, sure, you could PROBABLY use two clothes irons to construct a sort of jury-rigged panini press, but before you enact your brilliant new plan, think to yourself if you actually have to ruin your irons. Chances are it won't be worth the sandwich, but it would be worth this list. In life you'll see many questionable fixes, and while they may seem awesome in theory, there's usually a reason to do things the right way.
Why are things named what they are anyway? Some scientist or technician threw together a taxonomy a long time ago made up of some greek or latin roots that no one uses anymore? Just about everything can afford to have a nickname. Some of these make more sense than the originals. Saying "make sure the electric hose is plugged in" makes sense to us. Here are some alternate names for animals
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Object Sexuality (n) - a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. I hope these couples are very happy together, and that the human-amusement park ride fusion children one day take over the Earth.
Via KOMO News
Seattleite Babylonia Aivaz (yep, that's her real name) declared her undying love for and married a warehouse scheduled for demolition as a gentrification protest. She says her "heart is tied to this warehouse," and specified that since the warehouse is female (well obviously) it's a gay marriage. However, the building is slated to be completely demolished by mid-February, so she could just be a gold digger.
