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In NYC subway conductors are required to point at a black and white sign to indicate that they're paying attention. The conductors do this by the hour, at every stop. Throw in some silly signs and you've got a recipe for smiles and good feels. 

"Goodbyeeee!" He put the moves on. 

Fully equipped with a Rolls Royce viper aircraft turbine for obliterating snow at 600 degrees. We hear that the blue scrubber might be a little envious...

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

But more useless than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Seriously folks, party fouls don't get any higher than this.