We've seen petty onion-based arguments with mother-in-laws, but this is a whole 'nother level. In this advice column, a woman was suspicious that her mother in law was trying to poison her. Prudence said she should get her husband to switch plates at a family function and see if the mother in law had any objections. The following-up details how he didn't believe her, so she switched the food anyway, and while it was confirmed that the mother-in-law had it out for her, the plan didn't make her husband believe her. If your mother-in-law is crazy enough to be a serial poisoner, maybe you should be wary of your husband as well.
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So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.
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Going back to work after a long weekend is never easy. You just got into that flow of sitting in bed until three, begging your roommate to get you a breakfast sandwich, eating said breakfast sandwich, and falling back asleep.
But now you're back to work, and that's not nearly as fun. So in that spirit, why not allow this Kung Fu master take a kick to the nuts for you?
Master Wei Yaobin has been taking a shot to the balls daily for over 10 years. Apparently, this makes him a master in "Iron Crotch Kung Fu," which according to a YouTube description, the final word in just about anything, "can cure erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation."
This guy is unstoppable.
