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We've seen petty onion-based arguments with mother-in-laws, but this is a whole 'nother level. In this advice column, a woman was suspicious that her mother in law was trying to poison her. Prudence said she should get her husband to switch plates at a family function and see if the mother in law had any objections. The following-up details how he didn't believe her, so she switched the food anyway, and while it was confirmed that the mother-in-law had it out for her, the plan didn't make her husband believe her. If your mother-in-law is crazy enough to be a serial poisoner, maybe you should be wary of your husband as well.

So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.