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Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

Man, when anyone posts a wholesome meme they put themselves in the situation where other, potentially more mean spirited folks online will do as they do to make everyone else feel just a bit worse about themselves. Thus could be the case for this situation where a dude runs the sad numbers on the chances of anyone finding a soulmate. He says he has a better chance at winning the Mega Millions. Ouch. 

Man runs the sad math on the chances of finding his soulmate. | feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up
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He gets caught up in the middle of believing that a quarter of an hour is not 15 minutes. From there we get to watch him come to terms with the fact that he's ultimately wrong. 

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Guy Gets Intense Love Wisdom from Number Neighbor

In a recent trend, people have been sending random texts to their Number Neighbors, i.e. the stranger whose phone number is one digit higher or lower their their own. Mostly it's just people going "who is this don't talk to me" but other people are chill. Here's a guy who got waaaay deeper than you'd expect to get with a stranger. Unrelated, we're huge fans of that first typo right at the top.

Guy texts random stranger number neighbor and he gets advice on love.
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Smooth Tinder Match Choose-Your-Own-Adventures His Way to Victory

You thought Tinder was about having a clever pick-up line or being rich, handsome or tall? Okay, those might help but also all you need is a good imagination and the ability to write a quick story about a duck. Hopefully this doesn't end in unsolicited duck pics.

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backwards computer keyboard keys numbers numpad - 5701661184
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This is why you never keep a keyboard next to a dial pad. Sooner or later you'll try to text "BRB" and text "U!U" instead. Or try "WTF" and end up with "DAY." It's so embarrassing.