not the same

She always does what I tell her!

Someone should invest heavily in long pants for the rest of forever.

Just wait until he finishes the traditional mating dance...

I'll let the comments unravel this one, but I think it's safe to say this relationship was effectively ended by both the shooting and the connotation behind it.

Post-cuddle cuddling is the best.

Guess I'll just be a Liberal Studies major and resign myself to a life of couch-surfing and Top Ramen.

I foresee violence. Lots of violence...

There's no joy to be had with Clownface the Blood Weeper. Only terror. Always terror.