not the same

She always does what I tell her!

Someone should invest heavily in long pants for the rest of forever.

Just wait until he finishes the traditional mating dance...

I'll let the comments unravel this one, but I think it's safe to say this relationship was effectively ended by both the shooting and the connotation behind it.

Post-cuddle cuddling is the best.

Guess I'll just be a Liberal Studies major and resign myself to a life of couch-surfing and Top Ramen.

From the customer:

"Last month, I placed a delivery order from my local Papa John's which took over an hour to arrive. About a week later I received a coupon in the mail for a FREE cheese pizza.

I went to the website to redeem the coupon and found that a free cheese pizza is actually $1.49! I did NOT add anything to the pizza or change the size."

I foresee violence. Lots of violence...