nope

In case you're wondering, 100,000 Scovilles is the equivalent of a Habanero pepper, which means this would be the most miserable drinking experience of your life.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE EATING GRAPES FOREVER NOW SORRY NOPE NOPE NO MORE BANANAS FOR ME.

That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?

Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

Rule number one of the Olympics: Don't mess with the Olympics.

Haven't we gone over this whole "Kawaii" thing? No, not here. No thanks!