nightmares

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

We're getting to the point where advertisers are trying to capitalize on everyone's cynicism and anxiety over our changing world, and it sure feels like a god damn slap in the face. Some of these are certainly intended as jokes, but when you think about what they're trying to say, are they really? For more alarming Dystopian Images Straight out of an Orwellian Nightmare, check these out.

Your phone probably has a "panorama" function that allows you to take extra wide shots of landscapes, as well as accidentally stretch and condense moving people, animals, and objects into freaky distortions of their former selves.