nightmares

Insomnia absolutely sucks. Even when you set time aside and do all the right things, here come the thoughts again. Thoughts like "How would I  go about constructing the world's largest sandwich" or "I gotta find Jeremy from 7th grade on facebook and tell him he was wrong about how many candy bars away the moon is." Anyway, here are jokes, tweets and thoughts people had about how hard it is to get some quality sleep around here.

We're getting to the point where advertisers are trying to capitalize on everyone's cynicism and anxiety over our changing world, and it sure feels like a god damn slap in the face. Some of these are certainly intended as jokes, but when you think about what they're trying to say, are they really? For more alarming Dystopian Images Straight out of an Orwellian Nightmare, check these out.

Your spine isn't gonna tingle itself, so go ahead and outsource the job. Here are some spooky pics to help keep you up at night, because you want that for some reason. For some two sentence horror stories, check out these.

There is something properly twisted going on with the seemingly universal affliction that is wrestling the nightmare involving using a non-partitioned public restroom. WTF, dude. 

Your phone probably has a "panorama" function that allows you to take extra wide shots of landscapes, as well as accidentally stretch and condense moving people, animals, and objects into freaky distortions of their former selves.