Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.
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You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.
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DJ Khaled decided to take a spin on his jet skis at night. That didn't turn out well for him and he got very lost. In the face of adversity, he managed to maintain his cool and kept everyone updated on Snapchat.
At first he's still near civilization but he realizes he's lost. He uses Snapchat to issue a call for help. 
After a while things start to get dangerous. 
Everything goes dark, hope he's ok. 
Luckily, everything turned out fine. He managed to make it home safe and celebrate his feet returning to the ground! 
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