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Under bright neon lights, the world appears surreal. Get that techno vibe on with these iridescent puns and jokes.
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Manager bans employees from sitting on chairs while working, leading employees to constantly take “fatigue breaks” as issued by the handbook: ‘Chairs came back the next Monday’
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Candidate asks to reschedule final interview, hiring manager’s response raises immediate red flags: 'We value dedication here'
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Entitled Karen refuses to accept muffin that has been microwaved, says she doesn't care, employee serves her a rock-hard frozen muffin: ‘It was cold as ice, hard as a rock, and you couldn't even peel the paper wrapper off, it was all frozen together'
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Clever manufacturing plant worker plans a 20-person meeting that no one attends, then gets even with the no-show employees: 'Management had a fit'
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Doctor on call forced to dine and dash after server refuses to give her the check, leading restaurant manager to deduct the bill from server's wage: ‘You aren't special’
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