neckbeards

We have here a finely assembled lot of cringelords who fancy themselves modern gents, with deep pockets filled with unnecessarily long words; and beneath all that, wild insecurities and genuine rudeness. Just cause you write something out in a way that sounds pretty, doesn't mean you're off the hook, for lashing out seconds later with a fiery round of profanity-laced verbal assault. Of this lot, I think that Phil's the MVP. "Is that clear?" 

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

This hilarious exchange took place on Tumblr when users decided to see whether or not fedoras are THAT bad.

Did you want to feel bad today? Do you? You know you want to.

These will blow off your fedora and cringe you all the way into the Friendzone. Trigger Warning: Swords, Bronies, Fedoras, Atheism, Nice Guys.

Consider this list a comprehensive guide on what NOT to do.

While you browse this list, we'll be studying the blade.

These guys know how to spin some game and get the ladies to love them.

These guys should probably stay off social media. 

These cringe-inducing flirting attempts will lower your faith in humanity just a little bit. 

Thanks neckbeards. 

These fedora-wielding neckbeards are your future leaders.

Some of these listless-eyed, mouthbreathing, cringe-inspiring neckbeards could be legit psychos. 

This special ultra-platinum edition cringe post is brought to you by neckbeards everywhere.

M'lady.