neckbeards

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

This hilarious exchange took place on Tumblr when users decided to see whether or not fedoras are THAT bad.

Did you want to feel bad today? Do you? You know you want to.

These will blow off your fedora and cringe you all the way into the Friendzone.

Consider this list a comprehensive guide on what NOT to do.

While you browse this list, we'll be studying the blade.

These guys know how to spin some game and get the ladies to love them.

These guys should probably stay off social media.