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Royal Navy Junior Officer Takes Parking Job Revenge

Dan's mental cogs didn't turn fast enough to catch up to this very appropriate case of pro revenge. Dude should've just kept his temper in check and not been a complete jerk. Oh well, he ultimately learned his lesson. 

Royal Navy junior officer takes revenge on guy with parking job | r/ProRevenge u/Big_JR80 4h Join 's space is Many years ago serving Royal Navy as junior officer. My ship alongside HMNB (Her Majesty's Naval Base) Devonport (Plymouth, England) and through bit luck and quick thinking possession coveted mobile car pass. These were rarely issued and were highly sought after as allowed park almost any parking space on base and so useful getting all gopher" jobs got as very junior Sub Lieutenant pass
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Naval Officer Pulls Off Amazingly Lazy Move

Sometimes laziness inspires acts of pure, admirable genius. Take this naval officer who quite simply couldn't be bothered to give a dang, and thus went about pulling off the kind of lazy move that most anyone can appreciate. Man sounds like a true visionary. 

Lazy naval officer pulls off a historically lazy move | TupperWolf 13.4k points 4 years ago O15 Late party but this one is too good pass up once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-
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Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face
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People In The U.S. Military Share The Creepiest Things They Encountered

Someone on AskReddit asked for people who served in the military to share their creepiest, most paranormal experiences. The following stories are chilling to the bone. Nothing quite as spooky as being out in the middle of the ocean, and seeing what look like abandoned or (unfortunately) inhabited boats eerily floating around. Or how about being sober and clearheaded as you've ever been, and seeing unexplainable flashing lights up in the sky? Yikes. 

People that served in the U.S. military share some of the creepiest, most paranormal stuff they encountered during service.
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Those viral videos of strange and unexplained aircraft that were going around the web, have now been confirmed as real, by Joseph Gradisher, a spokesperson for the Deputy Chief of Naval Operations for Information Warfare. 

Um. So, there it is. There are strange aircraft flying around the world, that escape all logic and our understanding of the laws of physics, and a high ranking official from the Navy is confirming that none of us were supposed to see the footage in the first place. 

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"That was a no scope with a triple take!" Let's GOOOO, Grandpa. If this doesn't put a smile on your face today, I don't know what will. Watching a badass cancer survivor Grandpa dominate some Pub G/Apex Legends is just some kind of magical. 

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Dude's Sprinkler Screw-Up Costs Navy 1.5 Million Dollars

It's not every day that you make such a colossal mistake that you cost your employer over a million dollars in damage. Luckily for him, this wasn't even the worst case scenario. If you're into Navy humor, here's an awesome story of the bold moves over the laziest naval officer ever.

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Guy Discovers His Neighbor is Cool as Hell

Gene has tons of knowledge and a sweet collection of old stuff. He even hand-builds model ships! Gene is also totally down to show off his cool stuff and tell stories.

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Naval Officer Is Our Hero After Shameless Act Of Pure And Lazy Genius

Great minds find a way to take the shortcuts none of us were ever lazy enough to consider. 

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Laziest Naval Officer Ever Displays Bold Act of Pure Genius

An internet classic. If you haven't read this story, do yourself a favor and be enlightened.

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Testing out their new catapult system, the US Navy is launching trucks off the side of an aircraft carrier. There's not much more to this than that, but let me to tell you. This delivers. 

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And then it rained Skittles, and they all rejoiced.

Navy photographer Ignacio Perez captured the above image Tuesday of the USS John C. Stennis passing through a rainbow in the Pacific Ocean.

“As a photographer I am used to documenting operational events like aircraft launches and recoveries,” he told CNN. “But when I saw the rainbow I was excited because it was different. I knew the odds of the ship passing near another rainbow were pretty slim.”