naughty or nice

You know what, Santa? You're pretty sketchy yourself.

See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

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While you're at it, protect this site from your baby as well.