mustache

You're a marked man, buddy!

Surely those tattoos can get uglier than that?

Normally just one mustache would make this car manly. This one has 100. Deal with it.

... at failing.

... where there exists an evil version of everyone.

It's the mustache on the inside.

Does his tongue have a mustache tattoo?

At least he's still got both ears

He'll try to lick his elbow from now until forever to make this work.

Ugh, totally irrational.