mouth breather

These angry mouth breathers got themselves livid over a whole bunch of NOTHING. Yes, they were quick to the draw when it came to calling out those iconically ridiculous, jokingly incendiary headlines that the Onion factory churns out. But they failed to slow down and recognize what was right in front of them-- a joke. And their failure to catch The Onion's jokes is our reward back at Fail Blog. If you want to check out more times people failed to discern The Onion's jokes, check here. 

Chad, what have you done. If you came for the comments, you will NOT be disappointed. A whole lot of people must've been blocked after this guy shared his body modification life update. He warned 'em! Be rude and get blocked. Man, he just teed himself up for a roasting on par with the best of them, in the comments section. This takes us back to that one time an Anti-Vaxxer asked a stupid question, and the comments section stepped up with all the stupid prizes. Check that out here if you haven't seen it yet. 

SO MANY Darwin Award nominees. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 

Jesus, Bonnie, it is time to read a book. Open your mind....

They're trying their best to get their points across, but we have no idea what that might be. 

Some mouth breathers simply refuse to be reasoned with. This is one of those times. 

This is a grade a troll. 

Genuinely don't understand how these mouth breathers function on a daily basis. Some people are more lost than others. 

Hello, anyone home? Not a whole lot going on upstairs with these All-American mouth breathers. 

That whole natural selection thing wouldn't seem to apply here. It must be a wonderfully confusing world for these hopelessly lost individuals. But hey, ignorance is bliss. 

These grown adults fell through the cracks, and hilariously clueless questions ensued. 

The lack of brain activity going on in these questions is staggering. 

How do you even drum up a response to these levels of ignorance. 

It must be profoundly difficult to possess all that overwhelming knowledge. 

The struggle is painfully real for these imbeciles. 

Bad decisions make great stories...