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Parents Out There, I Have a Question for You...

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Do you ever feel like you're just not cutting it as parents? Ever feel like you weren't cut out for this whole "raising a kid" thing, and despite your best efforts, you just feel like the worst parent in the world?

Congratulations, unless you've fed your kid PCP lately, you are likely NOT the worst parents in the world. Be happy.

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Parenting Fails: LMFAO

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More phone phunny here!

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Welp, Time to Move to Mars

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Hey Kid, How About a Little Less Whine?

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You're the reason she drinks after all!

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Could've Been Worse

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Happy Mother's Day! Click here for more funny momtent!

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Mystique Should've Morphed Into Something Else

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What... the hell... did you do that for? Did you just walk into a tattoo parlor and say, "please tattoo a large blue circle around my eye, and then a line extending from the circle down my neck?" Where were you going with this concept?

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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

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I already know your mother.

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Setting A Good Example

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We Will Share an Interest in Fish and Laser Pointers

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But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

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Master Of The Clearly Apparent

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Now we have to find, kill, and fry a raccoon!

*phone rings* Me: *answers* This is road kill cafe you kill we grill it, this is Sam speaking! Mom's boyfriend: *hangs up* Mom: Why'd you do that!? Me: Don't worry he'll be by to pick up his fried raccoon in an hour.
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This is Why I Don't Fall Asleep in the Tall Grass

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IcedN-eye-n's Mom Found an Anthem

(Sister helping me with Chemistry in the front room when Mother grooves into the room, singing) Mother: I am the queen of vagina, I am queen of promiscuous, I am queen of gen- Me: Mum! What the futz?! Mother: It's not everyday you find a song you relate to! Leave me alone! (continues singing)
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Lilaziza's Mom Could Open a Salon for That Sort of Thing

(after a nasty bout of meds left me on the toilet for far too long) Mom: It's exfoliating your colon!
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What's My Age Again?

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Huge Tracts of Talent

(Talking about Jessica Simpson with my mom) Mom: She's lucky that she has big boobs, because she can't sing at all.
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