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Hey Kid, How About a Little Less Whine?

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You're the reason she drinks after all!

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Could've Been Worse

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Happy Mother's Day! Click here for more funny momtent!

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Mystique Should've Morphed Into Something Else

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What... the hell... did you do that for? Did you just walk into a tattoo parlor and say, "please tattoo a large blue circle around my eye, and then a line extending from the circle down my neck?" Where were you going with this concept?

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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

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I already know your mother.

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Setting A Good Example

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We Will Share an Interest in Fish and Laser Pointers

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But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

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Master Of The Clearly Apparent

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Now we have to find, kill, and fry a raccoon!

*phone rings* Me: *answers* This is road kill cafe you kill we grill it, this is Sam speaking! Mom's boyfriend: *hangs up* Mom: Why'd you do that!? Me: Don't worry he'll be by to pick up his fried raccoon in an hour.
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This is Why I Don't Fall Asleep in the Tall Grass

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IcedN-eye-n's Mom Found an Anthem

(Sister helping me with Chemistry in the front room when Mother grooves into the room, singing) Mother: I am the queen of vagina, I am queen of promiscuous, I am queen of gen- Me: Mum! What the futz?! Mother: It's not everyday you find a song you relate to! Leave me alone! (continues singing)
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Lilaziza's Mom Could Open a Salon for That Sort of Thing

(after a nasty bout of meds left me on the toilet for far too long) Mom: It's exfoliating your colon!
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What's My Age Again?

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Huge Tracts of Talent

(Talking about Jessica Simpson with my mom) Mom: She's lucky that she has big boobs, because she can't sing at all.
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Obligations, Always Obligations...

Mom: (to my Dad) Honey, will you get me a glass of water? Dad: (looks at me) Get her a glass of water. (I give him a look.) Dad: We feed and clothe you, slave. Get the water!
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Red_velevt_rain's Mom is Looking for an Open Position

Mom: *sigh* I just want to be a lady of leisure. Me: ... You want to be a prostitute? Mom: No! I want to be a wealthy bitch!
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How 18 Years Can Change Things...

Mom: When you were a baby I swear I'd take a bullet for you in the blink of an eye... Now you're 18 and I'm contemplating actually shooting you myself...
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