It kinda reminds us of English class when you would get to read as far into the lines as possible and just free-wheel a meaning for anything. We'd like to see what she thinks of redbull. Bull? Like a beast with horns? Red, like the color of Satan? It gives you wings? Like a fallen angel? Redbull is also the devil, y'all.
"Kyle" memes have finally come to life in this pinpoint accurate depiction of what dudes named Kyle are like on the daily. Absolutely stunning documentary work being done here. We give it two overenthusiastic, poorly timed fist bumps.
Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.
Must be something in the water over there: this terrifying sea-monster was caught by fisherman over in Russia's Kuril Islands. To say that the 2,400lb beast is an unseemly, gut-turning, display of a nightmare brought to life is an understatement. Just picture this bad boy swimming towards you while you're out for a dip. Um, nope.
What in the actual fuuuuuck is happening right here? Also, next time someone comes across a damn video game monster NPC in real life, can they please not proceed to record said spectacle with a potato? Would be much appreciated.
As you get older, you may become beholden to the fact that monsters from the stories we were exposed to as children don't exist. Instead the monsters often come within, but try convincing a child that they may be the monster may be some facet of their being. But enough of that psychobabble, let's check out these web comics.
A dad in Sooke, British Columbia, bought his daughter Mya some "monster spray" to ward off any creepy creatures that might be lurking in her bedroom at night.
The photo of the monster spray was posted on Reddit, with an official pharmacy label reading: "Spray around the bedroom at night before bedtime and repeat if needed."
Dee Vivian, the pharmacy technician who printed the labels, told BuzzFeed Canada that the father brought in the bottle and asked her to print off a couple labels. She didn't even charge for it.
The dad had apparently gotten the idea from other photos posted online.
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Better luck next time, monsters. You won't be messing with Mya ever again!
Being a monster is hard, not only are you horrific blasphemous creature with few friends, and an insatiable appetite for destruction, but also limited amounts of empathy are garnered from strangers. Behold this collection of monstrous problems.
