If only they had cameraphones back then. This would've been the kind of spectacle that inspired a movie for the ages. I have to believe this is a story that is indeed inspired by true events.
monkey
Via Jozivan Antero
The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.
Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.
Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight:
Via Lehu Zhang
As the poster says, 2016 is the year of the monkey. Do you see the monkey in this minimalist design? The little ears, kind of a long face but it's pretty clear. Some people have pointed out that it looks like something else... though it's hard to place it.
What is it... 
via @Decertati0
No that can't be it. 
via @BigPuppy_Stuart
How rude! 
via @JonQuixote
Yes, that's it! Exactly what I was thinking...
