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Truck Driver Shares Insane Story About Parking Lot Brawl Between A Monkey And Giant Rottweiler

If only they had cameraphones back then. This would've been the kind of spectacle that inspired a movie for the ages. I have to believe this is a story that is indeed inspired by true events. 

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22 Intimidating Signs That Are Scarier than They Should Be

There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?

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The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.

Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.

"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.

Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight: