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Well, the odds of a "planet of the apes" scenario just shot through the roof. Pretty soon he's gonna be contacting other chimps, they're gonna organize, and it'll be all over for people. We had a good run, I think.

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How One Insane Childhood Field Trip Can Leave A Lifelong Scar (In 22 Tweets)

The Monkey Jungle sounds like a place of pure high-pitched terror. Actor, Vincent D'Onofrio shared his emotional rollercoaster experience as a kid, going on a field trip to a seemingly hellish place. 

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Truck Driver Shares Insane Story About Parking Lot Brawl Between A Monkey And Giant Rottweiler

If only they had cameraphones back then. This would've been the kind of spectacle that inspired a movie for the ages. I have to believe this is a story that is indeed inspired by true events. 

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22 Intimidating Signs That Are Scarier than They Should Be

There you are, just minding your own business. And all of a sudden, a helpful sign tells you that there is a monkey. The sign doesn't tell you where the monkey is, just that it's around. And that it bites. And if you try to fight, you can't win. That's just one of the signs. What else is out there?

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The local fire department in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil were called to a bar Feb. 5 with a report of an aggressive monkey with a kitchen knife chasing men.

Lt. Col. Saul Laurentino of the Fire department said the monkey drank a glass of rum at the bar before picking up the knife and chasing after men, leaving the women alone.

"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," said Laurentino.

Sounds like some of the bar patrons were just trying to enjoy the simple joys of a monkey knife fight:





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As the poster says, 2016 is the year of the monkey. Do you see the monkey in this minimalist design? The little ears, kind of a long face but it's pretty clear. Some people have pointed out that it looks like something else... though it's hard to place it. 

What is it... 


via @Decertati0

No that can't be it. 


via @BigPuppy_Stuart

How rude! 


via @JonQuixote

Yes, that's it! Exactly what I was thinking...