Now, I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but...

This woman asked for advice about dumping her boyfriend, but there's a lot of baggage that comes with the relationship. As the 26-year-old explained as she sought advice, she had been with the same guy for years. He helped her in her time of need, and even funded her schooling for her! But now, she's ready to move on with her life…and she had a pretty unsavory reasoning for why she made the decision. After that, check out this crazy tale of one man's tirade against microwave lunches in the work…

For most of us, the worst thing we ever did in high school was skip class or stay out too late on the weekends. For this guy, who shared this years-old secret on the r/Confession page, he did something apparently much worse, according to some commenters: he swindled thousands of people out of their pocket change as they bought snacks! The story goes that this dude was in charge of a snack table at his high school's sports games. But without any type of menu dictating prices of snacks , he took…

Tired of working a lot for very little reward

It's that Winnie the Pooh lifestyle

That kitchen better be worth it!

They're only kind to you when they need something...

When they only hit you up for money...

Wake Up To A Better Broke-less Future

Broke people are funnier

This Redditor had me screaming "RUN!" by the second sentence!

1% of you don't get it

Easy, breezy, broke af

This daughter literally put her life and education on hold for her family and now she's expected to give up her inheritance too? This can't be real and yet it is.

Nice.

What a shining example of what not to do.