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Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

Whether it's getting to see a movie with swears, doing some super risky crap and almost getting hurt, or general moments of sworn secrecy, there are moments when a father is inclined to say " don't tell your mother." Almost everyone has a moment they can remember their dad letting them do something their mom wouldn't approve of and being like "alright be cool." To keep it going with the dad theme, here are some tweets and memes to keep dads going.

Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki
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Evidence that Kids are Bizarre and Dumb

Kids give people way too much proof that they're stupid and weird. They have completely irrational fears, make horrible choices and they're easily tricked. We know because we remember having irrational fears, making horrible choices and being tricked. They usually get better, but in the meantime here are moments that show kids are dumb and weird

Funny moments and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Bath mat $15 O Edmonton, AB Bath mat sale bought last week and my 1 year old is terrified | child playing video games with an adult but their controller is unplugged
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Moments that Show Kids are Dumb and Weird

Kids are some of the dumbest, strangest people on the planet. They have ridiculous beliefs, are easy to trick, and can't do anything for themselves. It's so bad that to call someone childish is an enormous insult. Sure, their brains aren't fully formed, but holy crap are kids stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and strange | Jared Goldstein @heyjaredhey 1d 10 told my mostly white class Japanese and little white girl raised her hand and said can't say Japanese have say Asian and everyone agreed. O 911 277,264 126K Show this thread
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Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they're capable of putting each other through. Even when it's not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It's not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

WTF and crazy things people did to spite their Ex spouse during a divorce | JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points 2 days ago Once had boss who had leave his house 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all belongings she legally entitled too he returned home every knob and handle gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything screwed onto something and used open she had taken. Every day next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK FUCKING KNOBS"
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Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We know that kids are weird and dumb. They believe the dumbest of lies, get strange ideas in their heads, and then get those very same heads stuck in chairs. We know just how weird and dumb kids are because we were kids and we were dumber than anyone.

Moments, pictures and stories of kids being dumb and strange | unclefather 5 travity-falls youngstero one time at this bar mitzvah at dj emcee guy like "if sock has hole get this piece candy" so this kid tore hole this sock real quick and ran up there and then this dick dj goes "ALL SOCKS HAVE HOLES THEM and starts raining down candy like 's golden hellfire and look at this kid and he's crying while holding his shitty ruined sock Source: youngstero 43,721 notes
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People's "Oh Crap" Moments

Sometimes life will hit you in a way where you get launched into an out of body experience. Maybe you get a huge shock, or experience something so out of the ordinary that reality comes crashing down in an instant. Life will just throw those moments of chaos, failure and misfortune that make it unpredictable

Scary moments and stories | reddit posted by 10lbturd 7.0k points 23 hours ago heard my dentists say "oh shit" while over tightening my dental implant.
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Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

If you had like a coworker who was a child, you'd never get anything done. We know that from our own experiences as children that kids are weird and dumb. Sure, they're still learning that life makes no damn sense, but that doesn't detract from the fact that kids are strange and stupid.

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago
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Moments of Chaos, Misfortune and Failure

If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.

unfortunate moments of chaos | stringy remnants of something that completely melted in a oven. train tracks completely covered by corn kernels.
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A Healthy Mish-Mash of Tumblr Gems

Tumblr is a healthy mish-mash of wierd premises, snowballing half forgotten ideas and overly specific pop-culture lore. You're never exactly sure what you'll find around the corner. So open up that chest and have a good time dabbling in the funny gems of tumblr.

Funny Tumblr moments | sarahsquarah: So this lady came this morning and walked up front desk greet us before gasping loudly and saying forgot my dog" She forgot bring her dog with her vet
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Unfortunate Moments of Failure and Chaos

There's a lot of ways things can go wrong. Seriously, life has an almost unlimited supply of unfortunate times life got derailed by chaos. Engines start on fire, tanks of paint burst, pizzas get burned, and children cry. We're all just trying to get through the day, but sometimes the day has moments that give us grief.

Unfortunate moments, messes and fails.
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Bite-Sized Gems from the Mines of Tumblr

Tumblr is a great big rabbit hole of creativity and moments of incredible strangeness. Many of these moments develop into awesome threads like Disney's mythical smut vault or this guy who found out he was allergic to citrus. Then there are these smaller, single image moments pf just enough context to bring smiles to our faces.

Funny memes and moments from Tumblr
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27 Reasons That Go To Show Kids Are Dumb Little Idiots

Let's cut to the chase, kids are dumbas hell. We see it in them, and we even see it in ourselves when we were younger. We all have a memory of some time we accidentally followed a stranger around the store thinking it was a parent, or used to think poop was stored in butt cheeks, etc. Anyway, children do stupid things, and it feels good to know you're an adult who has made somewhat of an improvement since your own childhood.

Kids failing, making mistakes, and stories of mistakes people made when they were children.
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25 Unfortunate Moments That Could've Gone Better

Big and small moments both have the capacity to make us feel bad. Sometimes something as small as dropping your spaghetti can have a worse impact on your general wellbeing than dropping a pallet of spaghetti sauce at work. Here are some times misfortune struck people's lives.

small misfortunes like dropping a pizza or spilling paint
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27 Dumb and Amusing Moments That Are Technically Right

Put on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb things that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart I guess? They might be obvious, but they're technically not wrong. And we love to be technical, don't we? 

amusing moments that are technically correct
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21 Boldly Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right overhere.

stupid but correct joke about the importance of capitalization
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