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Conversation with mom about tattoo that says "i don't know" | kick ass My new tattoo did get Today Why isn't covered They need breath. Only cover first couple hours Oh Make sure keep clean Its nice Thanks lady W did mean don't know Really Yeah Why didn't ask meant don't know kidding right No

Person Explains "I do not know" Tattoo to Mom

It's a bit of a "who's on first."
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Candy stealing mom vegan story | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/MySuperSecretAccnt AITA not telling vegan mom candy she stole my kids and eating, wasn't vegan? This happened on Halloween and day following. My neighbor, 38F (super vegan) has 2 kids 26F) also have 2 kids. My apartment complex didn't do traditional tick or treating on Halloween. Residents were advised set out prepackaged individual candy bags on their patios/front door areas if they wanted participate

Mom Freaks Out When Stolen Candy Isn't Vegan

How the tables turn.
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funny unique family sayings | slothbarns7 More Growing up with an Asian mom working on perfecting her English, she would often say "Aw is suck" instead know sucks Didn't take long us catch on and correct her but so funny just kinda stuck so something is shitty now instinctively say my head "well is suck"

Sayings People Realized Were Unique to Their Families

Some parents get creative.
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Woman's baby name choice gets called out by her roommate for being completely ridiculous | AITA telling my roommate name she chose her baby is 'ridiculously stupid Not hole My roommate (24f) is big Game Thrones fan. She's pregnant with her first child right now. She decided name her baby Arya she asked my opinion this name said good name with good meaning (Arya means noble Sanskrit but lot people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/Sansa because popularity GoT and might be little too common

Mom's Baby Name Choice Gets Called Out

Don't do it.
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Mom assumes that grow-your-dinosaur toys are actually a substance of some kind | mom Details Can put black calculator mailbox please Mj needs her SAT Sure, is room?

Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

Mom certainly made some big assumptions on this one.
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Mom gets tricked into praising her kid's cooking skills | r/pettyrevenge u/ThrowRA-Barber Tricked my mom into finally admitting my cooking good been enrolled cooking school over year and my mom, she's never been supportive. Because dropped out nursing program get into cooking school. She's always making snide comments about should've been nurse or lawyer, or only ever be subservient housewife with this, and do make something, she always crizicizes Like she's Gordon Ramsay or something

Mom Gets Tricked Into Praising Kid's Cooking

Mom got blindsided.
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Entitled mom wants wall painted for free and doesn't get it | would cost about £65 just on travel cost alone £100 is my time Il do £65 And 's be being nice should be more than enough just paint some flowers on wall

Entitled Mom Demands Art for Cheap, Doesn't Get It

It never ends.
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Guy lives to regret adding a girl from Tinder on Snapchat | r/tifu Join u/Fazza3107 •6d TIFU By adding girl Tinder on Snapchat. M starters this happened about week ago, lockdown has been very boring many so 18M my ultimate world wisdom decided give good ol' Tinder try an average morning and got match with let's call her Sandra. By about 2pm had been talking back and forth before she ultimately asks my Snapchat which albeit stupidly, complied. Time

Guy Adds Tinder Girl On Snapchat, Lives To Regret It

Yikes, indeed.
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Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki

Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

"Alright, be cool."
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Judge Judy Rant: Father's Aren't Second Class Citizens

Dad was stoked.
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A collection of funny times that moms made silly jokes | Mads @its_maddie_byee Mom many years apart are they Sam Sara is 14 and my brother is 26" Mom:"oh so nine years" Sam no think 's 12" Mom:"yeah didn't really listen MomQuotes

Funny Times Moms Went Full Mom Mode

Mom jokes and dad jokes give us life.
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Mom's Facebook post advocates for video games. | Tiffany Pitts 3 May at 11:12• O An Argument Favor Video Games Quarantined Mother #Quaranteens #WTFparenting My 15 yo son has spent every second his free time during this pandemic hanging out online, playing video games with his friends. He started by ranking up elite tiers Apex Legends.

Mom's Facebook Post Advocates For Video Games

Video games are where it's at.
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Mom overhears her daughter on the phone, and thinks that she's pregnant | r/tifu JOIN u/inquisitivemind79 16h TIFU by talking loudly on my phone and convincing my mom pregnant on phone with friend today talking about another friends pregnancy and conversation went something like this so my friend is having an ultrasound tomorrow Them s exciting far along is baby? This is apparently my mom ended up being able hear talking oh just 7 or 8 weeks not too far along

Mom Mishears Daughter's Phone Call, Assumes She's Pregnant

Hilarious misunderstanding.
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Woman wants to use baby name of sister's adopted kid | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/skearns68 9 hours ago AITA having an issue with my sister's child's name? My sister S and are identical twins always felt like never been allowed have my own things have rhyming names, my mom always tried get us matching clothes, and shared bedroom s never bothered S like bothers She always wanted do same activities as and hang out with my friend group.

Woman Protests Sister's Adoption of Kid with Name She Wanted to Use

The internet weighed in.
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Mom gets legal revenge on lying woman and cop who lied about car accident | r/ProRevenge Posted by u/alex567890101 10 hours ago Woman Damages my Mom's Car and Blames my Mom. Her Corrupt Cop Boyfriend Covers Up and Ruins Both Their Reputations don't know if this counts as Pro Revenge or not but thought pretty funny and they got they deserved. This post is super long so have TLDR at end some background live predominantly white suburban town New Jersey and my family is Asian. Although town is

Mom Hammers Lying Lady and Corrupt Cop Boyfriend

Sometimes justice prevails.
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Son teaches his mom how to text, and it's adorable | Mom three can put different color on one side if she wants and they can change day day. If she wants do ,get 1and half yd each Ok 's neat l'll ask 8:33 AM So proud learning send text messages are so silly still can't find question mark 8:37 do get 1and half yd e 88 Mom 8:33 AM So proud learning send text messages Text message

Son Teaching Mom To Text Is Wholesome Gold

This is just great.
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