Belle Delphine why'd you have to go and do this to the world.
"Instagram model" Belle Delphine is really out here selling her "bath water" to thirsty gamers and shameless fans for $30 a pop. The 19-year-old UK-based cosplayer and model might be a shining example of all that's gone wrong with humanity, or she's just cracked the code and is playing the system to her advantage. And apparently that looks like used bath water.
This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.
Sounds like quite the afternoon at Playboy's Candy Shop Mansion. Sit back and watch the show, as a bunch of panicked, sexy Instagram models get chased around the property by a persistent kangaroo. It sounds like a couple of the models were injured amidst the chaos. We hope they're enjoying a speedy recovery.
What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.
The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.
This little Twitter beef all started over a former ESPNer Britt McHenry tweeting out that she saw the value in female empowerment through women posing nude. Things escalated naturally from there, because it's 2018 after all; and everyone needs something to get pissed off and bicker about.
After starting to suspect something was amiss in his relationship this resourceful guy decided to dig a little deeper to figure out what his girlfriend was doing while she was 'out with friends'.
After discovering that his 'Instagram model' girlfriend was, in fact, using her account as a front for her secret escort service he decided to have a little fun.
He contacted her pretending to be an interested customer and she took the bait.
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, you come across this insanity seemingly devoid of all rhyme and reason. Yep, the blonde German glamour model in question claims she's transformed into a black woman, and further, plans on 'finalizing the process through undergoing facial surgery to ensure she has African facial features.' Someone queue up the triggered social media backlash....
Despite all the falsehoods and deception already surrounding the beauty and fitness entertainment industry it's time to add another one to the list: Fake Weights.
In the following video Gracyanne Barbosa, a Brazilian Instagram model, gets called out for exactly that and the entire situation is just absurd to us.
You had butt one job to do, you depraved simeon: somehow lucky enough to apply supple amounts of sunscreen to women with the kind of curves and bodacious bosoms that surely sent a lot of the audience's blood rushing to funny places, this thirsty bro couldn't control himself.
This is what it looks like when you let too much of the wrong head do all the thinking. Let's just say he got what was coming to him.
Alexis Ren, Instagram model and full-time babe, has been going no-holds-barred on Twitter these last couple days.
Alexis and her ex-bf Jay Alvarez got famous on Instagram and Youtube after their video of a wild California vacation went viral in 2015 basically just because Alexis is really really ridiculously good looking. From there they coasted on into internet stardom. The two broke up sometime around the end of last year and that seemed to be the end of their PG-13 porn fueled relationship
Well, apparently none of it has been sitting well with Alexis because now she's on the warpath and is even going after the man's manhood.
Nevertheless, I'm sure posting all this publicly on social media is a healthy way of dealing with things.
If you don't care about that and just clicked because you saw 'Instagram Model' then welcome to you as well.
People want to look good. Nay, people must look good.
But in his age of Instagram and Snapchat, looking good isn't enough. You must risk your life for beauty, whether that be a selfie while driving or a quick mirror shot of you holding the pin to a hand grenade.
One model said, the best way to get a good Instagram shot is to dangle off a 1,000-foot-tall building in Dubai. The model in question, Odintsova held an assistant's hand as she threw caution to the wind and leaned into 2013's tallest building. I would trust any assistant over a safety harness any day. Do it for the likes.
This seems worth it:
via @viki_odintcova
H/T Mashable
