Having dinner with the parents can go a lot of ways, but it narrows your odds of success when you interrupt mom and insist on being the server's only point of contact. Lo and behold, the server complied. Out of some misaligned sense of responsibility or self importance, this guy made himself a target right out of the gate. At least it's better than having to defeat a Karen. And at least nothing happened to the food.
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Tumblr's busy brains are always working on something, and in this case it was an intriguing inclusion of the suggested foreplay activity "like her jaw" that inspired other users to add their own unorthodox sex acts. If your mind is firmly in the gutter, check out these wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.
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During a discussion on being yourself in your music, Snoop Dogg goes into a mock triplet that sounds all too familiar to anyone who's heard any popular rap in the last few years. And even better, someone edited a beat under his impression in this hilarious video.
We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.
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Ben Affleck is most hilarious when he's just being himself. This is a gem that'll never get old!
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I don't know how this atrocity came into existence, but one of the world's most notoriously handsome soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo was bestowed one profoundly unsettling sculpture that's supposed to be him. Dude based off the following hilarious comparisons alone, I think it's fair to say the mark was missed, overshot, etc.
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