By Mr_Vice
Even better: just wander around the streets looking lost, and when someone asks you what you're doing, tell them that you're roaming! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... never mind.
This auto-text was sent out by a Dallas Fox TV affiliate, I guess somebody at the station was a little overconfident (for those of you not following baseball out there, St. Louis won a thrilling game 6, complete with game-winning home run to center by David Freese).
This woman, the new dream girl of baseball fans everywhere, was also in attendance.