mobile phones

Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

That's right, you spoiled children of the world... Batman doesn't get to have fancy gadgets, so why should you?

Wait...

Sad moose is sad.

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

But bro! My mental handicap is why I'm so successful!