mobile phones

Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

SHUT UP GEORDI

MY PUN IS BETTER

Crayons before mans! It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.

For a minute I thought he was singing that dumb song with "boom" in the lyrics.

Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

That's right, you spoiled children of the world... Batman doesn't get to have fancy gadgets, so why should you?

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