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craigslist desperate missed connections nerd We Are Dating - 5050779904
By Unknown
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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

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craigslist Hall of Fame japanese manga missed connections specific - 5047859968
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Everything seemed pretty straightforward until I got to the last bullet point: "Traditional Ladies' education." What the hell does that mean? That she knows how to throw a cocktail party? Is there a Japanese-themed remake of My Fair Lady in the works?

Shocking Craigslist advertisement from a woman who had someone fondle her breasts on the train and now wants to meet him.
By Neal (Via newyork.craigslist.org)
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Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.

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Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED.

craigslist missed connections We Are Dating - 5046747136
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Don't approach you in public? Will you run away like a fawn startled in the wild?

craigslist elevator farting farts missed connections We Are Dating - 5042447872
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Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

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craigslist missed connections neighbors stalking We Are Dating - 5042482176
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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
Very funny post on Craigslist 'Missed Connection" of what sounds like a unisex bathroom in which the woman was banging on the door and the guy's penis was stuck in his zipper.
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Maybe she looked like Cameron Diaz? (There's Something About Mary. I saw this after I decided to see what hilarity my town had to offer.)