As life gets weirder and weirder, strange moments of misfortune are still going on. While the world has it's challenges, people are still dropping mountains of eggs, having their lives invaded by cows, and leaving their car parked in the exact spot where it can get crushed. So here are some more Monday misfortune moments.
misfortune
Unfortunate things happen all the time, but they usually fall under the category of "typical crap that happens to everybody." Here are some unfortunate moments of failure and chaos that you don't really expect, like 10,000 cracked eggs or a Frisbee in your windshield.
Misfortune and failure is primed to strike at any moment. The ways it can hit are often cartoonish, like a melting ice cream cake or an exploding glass coffee table. Sure we can be careful, watch our steps and keep our noses clean, but that still won't stop chaos and its friends from entering our lives.
Almost everyone would rather be relaxing at home than having to do any of this annoying "paying your bills" bullcrap, but as dark as some things can seem on Monday morning, they could certainly be worse. Misfortune Monday lets you see people dealing with the fallout of chaos and failure and serves as a good reminder that maybe things are going alright.
Yeah, Mondays are stupid. Most of us have to go back to work and deal with with our idiot bosses, horribly boring coworkers, demanding clients, and irrational customers. Whether you're dealing with a hangover or just the dread of another finished weekend, even a normal Monday isn't a good day. To put things in perspective, here is some misfortune, failure and general chaos to make your probably regular day seem a little better while you're on the toilet at work.
Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.
Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing's for sure and that's that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.
Life is unpredictable, and some unfortunate moments are bound to happen. All you can really do is take them in stride and take some solace in the fact that other people also have to deal with life's unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. There's runaway tires, lumber spills on the freeway, and deceptively baked bread. Given the option, you kinda hope for the bread one.
If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.
Life has its unfair share of unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Things break, things get stuck, things melt and things explode. Knowing that, you just kinda have to take everything in stride. Wherever you go, chaos and misfortune will follow.
It doesn't matter if things are going well, it's just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It's best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn't mean that chaos can derail people's lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.
Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.
If we know anything about this world, there will be unfortunate times when life make things complicated. Some will be mundane, like getting stiffed on french fries. Some will be bananas, like having a roof fall through your car. Seeing misfortune big and small might put things in perspective.
If you thought a regular day was hard, lets reel that back with a few images of people and stuff in weirdly bad and not normal circumstances. Some days life is just aching togive people a bad time. All we can do in those unfortunate moments is understand that they don't happen all the time.
If you think you're having a bad day, there's still a pretty good chance you didn't lose a speed boat on the freeway. Misfortune gets the best of people all the time. Seeing it happen can put things in perspective, it can be somewhat therapeutic, or it can be simply intriguing to see all the things that can go wrong.
Try as hard as we might, misfortune often gets the best of people. Even if nothing exciting happens to you today, it's at least a decent reminder that most days don't go too bad. You probably didn't get blasted off of a ship with a water cannon today, and your car probably didn't flip over ironically.
