midwest

Well, the verdict is in and apparently this fine batch of tweets perfectly, hilariously sums up what one might be able to expect if they were out living in/visiting the Midwest. Apparently you've got things like formidably enormous corn stalks, and you really know a Midwestern individual is at max rage capacity when they say, "listen here, pal." 

Strong Canada vibes with these tweets about life out in the Midwest. Apparently these are pretty accurate. 

We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.

This might make you want to up and visit the Midwest ASAP. Just prepare yourself for harsh, unforgivingly cold winters and scorching summers.