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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can't be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone's intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they'll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.
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Metal Memes So Heavy They're Tuned to Drop Everything

It doesn't matter what band you started with or if the lyrics to your favorite songs are even decipherable. When the black shirt goes on and the screaming starts it's all good. For more metal memes here are some brutal metal memes that were maiden the fires of hell.

Funny metal music memes and jokes | he-man skeletor introduce little cousins metal | adorable golden retriever dog vs werewolf Metalheads at metal shows Metalheads everyday life
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These kids put on way too good of a show for the audience at the time. Seriously. Absolutely shredded it. 

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Brutal Metal Memes That Were Maiden The Fires of Hell

Need something to scroll through to distract you from your sore neck and rapidly encroaching tinnitus? Here are some brutal metal memes for your blackened soul to look at on the bus.

 And I don't care what they say, Ghost rocks.

Funny metal music memes | Rob Zombie is just Hot Topic Randy Savage. death metal fans thrash metal fans Doom metal fans Black Sabbath kicks ass.
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Tumblr User Shares Sightings of Their City's "80s Guy"

If you live in a big enough city, you likely have someone you refer to as "mowhawk guy" or "piano lady" or "roller blading guy." In this case we have a guy straight out of a Def Leppard video. If anything, this guy inspires feelings of nostalgia for the 80s and 90s. Every city has its own cast of local eccentrics who dance to the beat of their own drum. In this guy's case, that drum playing hair metal.

Funny tumblr post about eccentric 80s guy sightings.
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Via Reeder
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Moments don't get much more pure than this. Just a candid moment of an old man in his car absolutely loving some sweet heavy riffs. Rock on, old man. Rock on.

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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF

Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

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18 Awestruck People Share the Most Metal Thing They Have Ever Seen

It doesn't just have to be music related. Metal is a state of mind. When you see something particularly brutal, like a dude gluing his fingers back on, or a whale exploding all over a bunch of bystanders, you know deep down that what you've just witnessed is none other than utterly metal. Check this out more some metal memes that are brutal enough for satan.

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Edgy Metal Head Couple Asks To Get Roasted And They Get Vaporized

This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it. 

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Via MjolkOy
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Finland does NOT mess around when it comes to advertising their cough drops. 

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We don't quite understand why, but we what we do know is that it ended up being pretty damn awesome. 

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If you've been telling people "metal up your ass" for the last couple decades, well, I've got some bad news for you. When you play Metallica in a major key, it just sounds like pop-punk. Sorry, metal militia, but we're all lame.