From the Waterloo, Ontario restaurant "Nick and Nat's Uptown 21"
It's exploding with flavor. Stop that, it hurts our feelings!
Lay off the wine coolers, Chad! It's midnight, man, you've gotta step up to the big leagues!
Try our vanilla bean breve and our Sean Bean frappucino!
... just stupid menus.
I knew my collection of belly button lint would come in handy one day!
Stick to the Vegetable Stir-Fry...