Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments.
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Gotta risk it for the biscuit. Well, you don't necessarily HAVE to risk it. Sometimes putting on a safety harness would take an extra 5 minutes and that doesn't seem worth it. Anyway, here are some non-OSHA approved dudes in precariously hazardous situations. And here's some more safety fails if you're interested.
Sure, there's the classics like "when I say I'm not thinking about anything I'm actually not thinking about anything" but that's just the tip of the iceberg. In most cases it's helpful to know what's going on in someone else's head. Except when it's absolutely disgusting. We tried not to include too much, but some got through anyway.
These embittered men and occasionally frustrated women are suffering the fallout of miscommunication; and in that, is one person's desire, and the other's failure to sift through the noise and movement to get at the meaning of what they're saying. Maybe, if you like someone, just tell 'em. That's all that lies within your control. The rest is a confused and sour cycle of hoping he/she will pick up on what you're putting out.
Via Иван Михайлович
Please, tase me, bro?
Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef.
Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other.
This kid pushed the wrong button, both on the day he accepted his mom's friend request, and the moment he decided to publish this picture into his feed. Mom's rant goes completely off the rails and the public shaming is something we don't expect this sad son to ever recover from.
