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Twitter Flocks on Cowboy Who Brags About How Much Beef He Gets

For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.

Lonely cowboy talks gender roles and dating while bragging about beef.
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Twitter Reacts to Steak That Reportedly Looks Like Vladimir Putin

I mean, it looks kinda like him. This piece of meat definitely REEALLY looks like a face, and some of the proportions are pretty close. I guess we'll have to add this to the list of lucky times people matched random stuff. Anyway, Twitter had jokes about this piece of Putin meat.

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There is nothing keeping these birds from giving up. Even if conceding this one scrap of meat would make them both happier, it doesn't matter, it's the principle of the thing. It's like a visual representation of being in a dumb online argument.

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Guy's Wholesome Twitter Thread Explains How His Dad Is Asian Ron Swanson

Twitter user @Kane made a list of anecdotes about his garage-meat-hanging, big-cutlery-distrusting government worker father in honor of Father's Day. When he gets to the frat-crashing and explanation of government work, the parallels really start to line up. Here are some silly and wholesome dad moments shared on twitter for the world to laugh at.

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27 Things That Look Like Delicious Food but Are Not

You've gotta hand it to r/forbiddensnacks  for pointing out all the food-adjacent stuff out there. This stuff might look like crispy fried chicken, scrumptious eggs and fresh ground beef, but in fact it's actually a rock, a mushroom, and a mop. It's kinda fun.

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29 Delectable Looking Objects That Are Totally Not for Eating

Some of this stuff looks absolutely delicious, but watch out, it's probably an inedible gemstone. The people at r/forbiddensnacks are very serious about finding all the delicious looking non-food objects in our world, and can you blame them? These molds, landscapes and cleaning products look great.

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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not

Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

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27 Delectable Looking Objects That Are Definitely Not Food

Most things you see throughout the day are inedible, whether you like it or not. In spite of this, there are still tons of things out there that look good to eat. All you can do is wish and look at photos like these. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.

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27 of The Most Criminal Food Atrocities People Have Witnessed

There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice.  Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.

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25 Delicious Looking Objects That Are Definitely Not Food

They look like they'll be tasty, but in fact they're forbidden. What looks like hamburgers and caramel are actually rocks and car fluid. Check out r/forbiddensnacks  for more.

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25 Things That Look Like Delicious Foods but Aren't

Just because it looks like chocolate sauce does not mean it's chocolate sauce. In fact it's probably floor cleaner or car fluids. For more check out r/forbiddensnacks!

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28 People Share the Most Ridiculous Ways They've Seen Dudes "Defend" Their Manhood

In today's age of fluid sexuality and gender, some men feel the need to "defend" their masculinity from the impending destruction of all things manly in the face of nicely presented shrimps or a pink hair tie. For some reason, being genetically male isn't enough and these men need to prove that they are MEN. I'm not sure where their ideas of what a man is came from, because last time I checked, you won't instantly turn into a woman if eat yoghurt. Anyway, people like this exist and here are some of the most ridiculous stories we found on Reddit. Don't learn from these stories, OK? Your masculinity is not in danger

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