matthew mcconaughey

I have no idea why I watch all of it, but that's okay. 

I said hot damn can McConaughey weave one hell of a tale. It's gotta be something with the delivery -- the cadence, the illustrative word choice...the authenticity.

Regardless of what it is that makes this southern gent so particularly gifted when it comes to the craft of storytelling, sit back and enjoy as he talks about that one time his old man pissed himself a shiny new bicycle.

Well, I guess had, seeing as this sht's expectedly gone viral. How did so many of us miss this guy's masterpiece? The account was discovered by AdAge after a Reddit user spotted it. The 46-year-old went from having just 240 subscribers to having nearly 49,700.



“That’s so f—king weird. He’s verified and everything,” the user said. “I’m genuinely shocked that an [Academy Award-winning] actor can put out a video and get under 1,000 views in a year.”

Here's to hoping that now that his secret's out, he brings some new life to his next series of videos! 

"My Great Grandfather looks just like Johnny Depp"

Is might be safe to believe that Johnny Depp, Matthew McConaughey and Nic Cage are all vampires.