It's just fun hearing about everyone in this story being true to themselves. And that means that apparently all that zen stuff that Phil Jackson was doing didn't prevent him from snapping at Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg like they were a couple students slacking off in class.
The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains.
Earth to all lovers of The Martian movie. We've got some tasty little factoids we think you would love to munch up. These are some seriously interesting behind the scenes facts about the actors, director Ridley Scott's decisions, and the making of the movie. All you The Martian fans need to dig your claws into these facts immediately because they make the movie that much better.
I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.
According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:
Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change
What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.
