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Guy Asks Reddit To Roast Him And Gets Dumped In Lava-Level Hot Bath Of Insults

The insult-savvy, roast-friendly community of Reddit claims their latest victim, in this willing dude who kicked things off by calling himself a "baked bean." That was a spicy tart, friend. From there, people absolutely had their way with hatching up the most creative combinations of degrading words, that they could find in the backs of their brains. 

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17 Facts From the Bourne Identity

Enjoy these facts from Matt Damon's hit action blockbuster. 

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20 Fun Facts From 'The Martian'

These awesome little factoids speak volumes to the masterpiece that is The Martian. Seriously, Matt Damon...you the real MVP, man. 

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how much money have we wasted saving matt damon in movies
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I think it's time to let Matt Damon die, y'all.

According to Quora user Kynan Eng's calculations, if all of Matt Damon's characters were real, we would have already spent nearly a trillion dollars trying to save him:


Courage Under Fire (Gulf War 1 helicopter rescue): $300k
Saving Private Ryan (WW2 Europe search party): $100k
Titan AE (Earth evacuation spaceship): $200B
Syriana (Middle East private security return flight): $50k
Green Zone (US Army transport from Middle East): $50k
Elysium (Space station security deployment and damages): $100m
Interstellar (Interstellar spaceship): $500B
The Martian (Mars mission): $200B
TOTAL: $900B plus change

What is it about Matt Damon's face that makes people want to keep him safe? Apparently his movies have only grossed $2.7B, so he's not even close to pulling his own fake weight.

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Matt Damon recently appeared on the Today Show sporting what can only be described as the most amazing Christmas sweater ever.