math is hard

Where have you been for the other half?

Have you bought your ticket yet? I was going to use my family members' birthdays, then quickly realized lighting my cash on fire and heating my house with it is much more practical.

From the submitter:

I went to the ER a couple months ago, and a couple weeks ago received a bill for services rendered while I was there. I ignored it. Today I got another bill. Well, I decided I can't put it off anymore. I certainly don't want it to go to a collection agency!

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