If they're going to be this memorable, maybe we all need to get strip mall massages. Life hasn't been kind to any of our backs, and laying prone under an active drill press isn't enough to get all the knots out. Maybe we all need someone to ground and pound us like we're being initiated into a gang. People leave intriguing reviews for brutal but effective things, like these reviews for this powerful diet soup.
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This guy went ahead and contacted a woman who used to offer "rolfing" therapy for free at a farmer's market; and out of nowhere their conversation nosedives toward potentially illegal practices. Seriously, as if this conversation could get any more uncomfortable and bizarre...
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Kristy Love is currently on the hunt for true love. The 36-year-old adult massage therapist from Atlanta, Georgia, is currently making a killing with her massive 48NN boobs. Each boob weighs 15.8lbs and she says that her cleavage can be used for storing handbags, perfume, keys and her cell phone.
She makes ~$1,500 a day with her massages... Talk about working with what you got.
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"Except for the snake trying to constrict my neck, it's actually quite comfortable." Yeah...
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