Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.
mascot
We all have our favorite drummers. Keith Moon. Neil Peart. John Bonham.
But me, my favorite drummer is this mall mascot who tears up this electronic drum kit.
Xの紅など激しい曲ばかりではなくて、ここで1曲お子さん向けの曲を…！と始まったアンパンマンのマーチですが、、、
— 綺 (@ak1225_062708) March 4, 2017
段々激しくなっていく2番からの演奏をご覧下さい。 pic.twitter.com/MjL74UAaa2
I mean I think you can see why. He's a real drummer at the wrong gig.
The internet loves him to. Check it out:
Sure, it’s fun to pile on someone when things don’t go right. And hey, if you’re a mascot, it’s your job to provide a little between-play entertainment, a pallet cleanser if you will.
So it makes sense that the San Antonio Spurs Mascot, a giant Coyote, would throw on a sequent onesie and parody Mariah Carey’s recent “technical difficulties.”
What this Coyote doesn’t understand is: He has no idea who he’s messing with.
This isn’t Ashlee Simpson, Milli Vanilli, or even Britney Spears. This is Mariah Carey, ok? So step off, Coyote.
Oh, and thanks for the nightmares, giant Coyote in Mariah Carey costume.
Via whitebearautos
Sometimes, a video comes along that perfectly encapsulates the culture. At one point, it was “Charlie Bit My Finger.” Then came “The Sneezing Baby Panda” and, of course, “Drummer at the Wrong Gig.”
Now, in 2017, is the time of the “White Bear Mitsubishi’s Gopher Hockey Outtakes — White Bear on Ice.”
This video delivers. You want to see a bear mascot slipping on ice over and over? Well, you got it. The description asks “How many takes to have a White Bear not slip on the ice during a commercial shoot?” But the real question is how many times can we ask. The answer: As many as it takes.
Enjoy this video, bookmark this video, and watch it whenever you’re feeling a little blue.
This is your failsafe.
H/T Gothamist
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