Slow and steady wins the race

"After all, I was just following orders."

”Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself."

Want some coffee? No problem.

"Be careful what you wish for. You may just get it."

"I asked for what was required of my position and did just that the remainder of my time there."

"We now have a larger nicer studio for 70% the original rental cost, and last time I drove by, the original space was still empty."

Karma always finds those who deserve it.

"So they're paying your rent to act as a workplace?"

"You don't interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."

"I remind him, that I agreed to a three cut minimum and no where in any of the conversations did the company specific a restriction on when."

Trust that the employee knows how to do their job.

The arrogant customer in our next story who tried to swindle his customer service rep over the phone, money-grubbing for an extra $200 credit on his Internet bill. But for the working man struggling to keep his cool over the phone, this customer presented a particularly satisfying opportunity for malicious compliance that only comes once every blue moon.

Working when your boss is looking over your shoulder is not only irritating, but makes your productivity way worse. Obviously work speed is going to suffer when you have a nepo-baby clipboard-poker breathing heavily at your back and judging your every move. but for some reason, management doesn't get that concept.

CEO's and upper management types are the kind of people that have the fewest tricks but the loudest bark. As the big dog at the dog park, they notoriously rampage around the others, nipping the heels of every loyal employee, defiling the sanctity of the workplace with their talk of ‘disruption’, and forcing their handlers to pick up every doo-doo in their wake.

For siblings that become the forgotten member of the family, it's tough to watch the golden child slide through life without worries or cares. Obviously, family drama is pretty inescapable, and can be taxing both emotionally and financially. One Redditor, u/TWoldCat , was the outcast of the family and was alienated from her family since a young age by her toxic mother and golden girl sister. However, after she had started a new life without them, she was dragged back into the drama. TWold was f…