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You better hope you're not guilty of breaking any of these Mom Commandments. Some of these might hit painfully close to home. Especially that saliva-soaked tissue that may have been used to clean your disgusted face. 

This Twitter user chronicled some young love he stumbled upon in a restaurant on a random Sunday. The couple didn't realize it, but they even had the waitstaff rooting for them.  If you've had a date like this, you may get a blast from the past.

First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

It's your special day. What could be nicer than having an ex blow up or a pirate walk in? Some people have a pretty bad problem with holding their peace.

Waiters and waitresses have that outside-in perspective when it comes to you entering their domain, to take a chance at meeting someone for your first date. Those sporadic conversations you have with your date, consisting of information you'd already know if the other person was a consistent part of your life, are a giveaway. But at the same time, things aren't always as they appear. Maybe you're reading this as someone who's in a loving relationship, and realizing you might look like you're on a first date with your partner, every time you guys go out! 

Marriage could be the biggest decision you make in your life. Here's what these people now know what they should've asked, in hindsight.

It was a little over 5 years ago that these two lovers in turmoil unknowingly spilled their guts to a nosy dude on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Man, it still reads like a script out of an award-winning drama.

Goals or you're indifferent and deeply contented with living the forever alone life. 

Time and time again, some dudes just really can't accept those words "she's just not that into you."

This magical little tale will have you laughing hysterically by the end. 

Plot twist: he's her boss.

It's your day until the best man gets slammed through a coffee table.

Some people need to learn how to be stronger emotionally. 

Well, that seals the deal: we're all getting lucky in one way or another tonight, am I right? The results themselves here are about on par with what you'd expect for the notorious, romantically-inclined, ever-commercialized holiday. People near and far definitely have the hard hearts on for the knee-buckling kind of orgasm that's artificially love-induced. 

Thanks to Tinder's resident love doc, Ms. Jessica Carbino we now have faces behinds the names of folks we can be potentially envious of. Whether you're jealous or not obviously depending upon standards, relationship status, etc, but hey personally speaking here...these people made the leaderboard on the widespread dating game (acclaimed for sexual encounters) that is the Tinder. So cheers to that.