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We've never seen a dog talk back to an owner who's suspected them of committing a crime. I guess Blue's logic here is that he can't get blamed if he can't hear her. Let's hear him out, maybe he didn't do anything wrong.

That's life, kid. It just comes atcha. It comes atcha fast. Your options are to deal with it or...well, do whatever this is.

You're just cruising along a dark road and a little fuzzy dude hops out of the darkness. You think "oh, it's just a kangaroo, it'll probably just stand there peacefully." You are wrong.

Love this driver though, right?

NEVER fall asleep around army people...Unless you want the rude awakening of a lifetime! 

We might consider watching Big Bang Theory if you had this lady doing all the laugh tracks.

 Is it loud? Absolutely. Is it obnoxious? Kinda, yeah. Does it pair well with two people struggling in an icy driveway. Yes, probably, yes.

SHANNON YOUR PIZZA IS HERE!!! 

There can be nothing but annoyance from a fire alarm impression that good.

That moment when you're not sure if your housemates heard you having sex or not: you don't know whether they're acting awkward or not, and you're not sure whether you should act awkward or not.

People who aren't awkward don't have this problem, but I don't know anyone like this.

The pistol shrimp is the NOISIEST creature in the ocean. Colonies of them make a distinct snapping noise that overshadows nearly all other sounds throughout the world's oceans, including the calls of some whales.