lost in translation

She probably thought your awkwardness was cute, but when she realized you think Czechoslovakia is still a country you lost any hope of getting laid.

I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

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